Thursday, November 20, 2014

Magical Smartphone

The first standardized app I would put on my magical smartphone is the ability to transport me anywhere in the world. All I would have to do is pull up the picture and destination and BAM. I am there. I also think it would be super convenient if I could pull anything I wanted out of pictures like food, outfits, etc. Certain apps could allow the phone to turn into special gadgets during emergencies, such as scuba masks, a pocket knife..... a fork, etc. The games on this smartphone would allow me to virtually play inside. I could play as if it were real life but still be able to come out whenever I pleased, died, or the game ended. The same could go for movies and stories. I could be added to the story line and play my own role as a character in the movie or online book. 


Dolla Dolla Bill

Peaceful greetings. Im about ready to share my psychedelic day with all you rad souls. Can you dig it? So I was like chilling in the man's pocket, when out of nowhere I see this radical afro. He passes me to a cashier with blood shot eyes and a fab beard. Before Im placed back into darkness, I catch a glimpse of record filled crates and far out posters. A few hours later, he pulls me out and Im stuffed into another dudes pocket. Next thing I know, I start hearing some real groovy tunes. When I come out, I see a whole bunch of funky lights and plenty of cool cats getting down. I was totally feeling all the good vibes but then everything changed. I wake up and to find myself lying on the side of the street. I couldnt like remember anything. All of a sudden I feel a hand grab me. Wide eyed, she looks at me and says, "Swag".

Thursday, November 6, 2014

Shark Infested Woods

     Yimmy and I were laughing and fooling about in the woods; but what was a nice walk through the forest, would soon be a deadly trap. This, we did not know. For although we were aware that we were lost, we didn't mind because we had each other. We would find a way out and return home safely. Unfortunately, things didn't quite go as planned...
  "Sarah." Yimmy suddenly stopped and leaned closer to me. In a very low tone she whispered,"Look." I followed her eyes. There I saw what looked like a selarestial. A shot of adrenaline rushed through me. Selarestials is what we call the sharks that have been found swimming in the forest. They were recently found in other states but we had no idea they would be here. We had to find a way out. 
     What were we supposed to do? I gently pull Yimmy and slide over to a tree, attempting to block us from the Selarestial's field of vision. 
     "Stay here and watch for selarestials nearby. Im going to climb this tree and see if I can locate a way out of this graveyard." 
      "No! I don't want to stay down here by myself!" Yimmy whispers in a panicked tone.
      "If any sharks come, let me know without being too obvious and you better catch me when I jump." Im trying to take lead but Im shaking like a dysfunctional wreck. I begin to sweat as I climb the trunk, carefully grabbing each branch as I make my way to the top. All I can see are trees, but how else are we supposed to find a way out? So I look harder. I then noticed the red blinking dot on top of the fire house. That was where we were running to. I start to make my way back down when Yimmy frantically says "One's coming!" Immediately I jump and of coarse she fails to catch me. 
     "Sorry, false alarm." I slowly turn my head to give her an annoyed look.
     "We're heading north."